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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Consciousness

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Guarantee you AI won't sit around moping around the nature of qualitative experience - it's just gonna murder your ass.


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norb
29 days ago
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TITS BUTT
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29 days ago
I read that three times thinking I missed something. Does "Tits Butt on a Teusday" have deeper meaning?
norb
29 days ago
Pretty sure it's just a typo, but you've got me thinking now.... :D
mjmillar
29 days ago
leave it in!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Odd

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If you toot the whoopie cushion long enough you'll eventually toot the proof.


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norb
117 days ago
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I'm sensing an "infinite monkeys on infinite whoopie cushions" joke here somewhere.
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calcium

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https://www.oglaf.com/calcium/

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norb
199 days ago
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Brilliant!
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198 days ago
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Relatable.
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They’ll Have to Follow-Up on That One

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Texas congressman Louie Gohmert has never been thought of as the brightest crayon in the box. However, his recent question to the U.S. Forest Service was enormously stupid on two distinct levels.

Link: https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/louie-gohmert-moon-orbit-nasa-climate-1180092/

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norb
1042 days ago
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To be honest, I felt like his "question" was more a way to imply that obviously we can't move the moon and/or earth's orbits so there's no way we can either be the cause of, or solution to, global warming.

Seemed like a real backwards way to deny human-caused climate change.

Still incredibly stupid, though.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - In Charge

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Thanks, ultra-satanist reptiloids!


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1273 days ago
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QAnon finally makes sense
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